Sinatra_Z - Meh.... No mood tonight.

Supposed to write something about this year....
Too tired to think of anything.
I'll do it tomorrow..

Thus I leave you with some

WORDS OF WISDOM


Love is like shitting, you must let it come naturally.
-bbq-

Sesorang bertanya.."Wei ko dah ada awek ke?"
"Awek yang ada aku.."
-En Lipas-

Sinatra_Z - Jentera Berat

Iya, Iya, Iya, kami tahu kami berat,
pakai baju sukan macam nangka habis sendat,
nak pecut 100 meter memang kami tak larat,
nak lari merentas desa kami taknak sebab penat.

Lari lompat pagar nanti habis pagar roboh,
bukan kami lompat tapi kami pergi rempuh,
suruh lompat tinggi memang itu masaalah,
suruh lompat galah takut nanti galah patah.

Kalau kami kayak nanti jadi kapal selam,
Jadi kami tarik tali sampai kami lebam,
biar tulang rasa lenguh biar badan penat lelah,
Janji satu pasukan takkan mengaku kalah.

tarik tarik tarik, tarik itu tali,
tarik tarik tarik, sampai setengah mati,
tarik tarik tarik, tarik sekuat hati,
tarik tarik tarik, apa fikir lagi.

Gerombolan anak muda hensem macam gajah,
badan memang besar lagi cukup gagah,
dari kenal-kenal sampai jadi kawan,
jadi rakan berjuang bentuk satu pasukan.

Tarik tarik tarik, biar badan penat,
tarik tarik taik, pegang tali ketat,
tarik tarik tarik, tarik kuat kuat,
tarik tarik tarik, Pasukan Jentera Berat!!

Jerit tarik tarik sampai suara serak,
dari Jaie anchor sampai tukang sorak,
Ribuan terima kasih untuk anda semua,
Pengalaman pahit manis kita kenang bersama...


satu dua tarik, satu dua tarik,
Jentera Berat!!!

Ikhlas dari -
Bekas Pengurus pasukan Jentera Berat
Wakil pasukan tarik tali Kolej Perdana Universiti Teknologi Malaysia.

P/S - Antara nama-nama pasukan tarik tali di KP
Jentera Berat
PPP - Perdana PullString People
ABDUL - Angkatan Buaya Darat Udara dan Laut
Kren Kontena

Sinatra_Z - Christmas Irony

The Star front page mentioned.....
About how a large bunch of rowdy teenagers caused a huge mess in Bukit Bintang.
Cause a huge commotion at Pulau Pinang too.
An impromptu Christmas party was going on and it was quite a havoc.
DBKL was complaining about the mess they created the very next day.

Me being me noticed an irony to that incident.

I bet you,
In fact I can be quite sure to a certain degree that about 80 percent of those who attended that impromptu Christmas party celebrating the holy night were not even Christians. In fact most of them probably didn't even know it was to commemorate the birth of Jesus. For many and not just Malaysians Christmas is more about a fat guy wearing a red suit flying around snowy rooftops and jumping into chimneys. Which is even ironic in our case because there is no chimneys or snow in Malaysia.

That night Christmas,
Was hijacked by a bunch of teenagers wearing red pointy hats singing "Jinge bewls, jinge bewls, jinge all the ways..." taking pictures with "V" sign on their hands, memorize more Jay Chou songs than christmas carols and shouting "Merry XMas!!" while sending an sms that sounds like "Merry XMas to U n Ur famly and may love n joy cum 2 U n ur famly".

Those kids were probably just high from drinking uhmm probably two cans of beers.

And please,
It's Satire..... You're not supposed to take this seriously.

Sinatra_Z would like to wish all of you - Merry X-Mas
and
Merry Christmas to all my Christian friends.

Sinatra_Z - Khalifah Umar Abdul Aziz

Saya baru sahaja menonton Debat Transformasi Politik Malaysia.

Satu sahaja yang ingin saya kata....

Wahai YB Datuk Husam Musa,
Nampaknya Khalifah Umar Abdul Aziz sudah menolak Hudud......
Depan Khairy Datuk bukan main berani.
Tiba-tiba tukar lain hari............

Alahai....... Apa jadi dengat Takbir......

Sepi je?

Sinatra_Z - Abang-Abang dan Remaja Liar

Haritu aku pergi Rock the world dengan Jibone......

Masa sekolah dulu takde duit nak pergi ke kugiran muda mudi ni. Kereta pun takde LRT masa tu pun mahal jugak la bagi aku budak sekolah ni. Lepas SPM pulak sibuk berkerja sebagai jurujual barangan eletrik yang hanya dapat cuti sehari dalam seminggu.

Jadi bila dah kerja ni barulah nak cuba rasa macamana agaknya perasaan melompat-lompat mendengar lagu yang kuat bagai nak rak di kawasan terbuka. Bayar 25 ringgit je... Murah la tapi kalau masa sekolah dulu banyak tu.

Sampai sana dikelilingi oleh remaja-remaja liar yang bersemangat mendengar lagu sambil melompat dan bergoyang.

Mula-mula seganlah nak melompat tapi bila OAG menyanyi sambil sekeliling dah mula melompat malulah kalau duduk diam saja. Jadi saya pun melompatlah sambil menyanyi bersama Encik Radhi.

Sambil melompat remaja-remaja liar ini akan berlanggar-langar dalam bulatan yang dipanggil mosh pit ataupun mengangkat rakan mereka untuk dia melayari penonton.

Namun bila setiap kali dilanggar dengan kuat atau terhantuk secara tidak sengaja oleh remaja liar berkenaan terus mereka akan menegur...

"Mintak maaf bang... Sorry bang...." ataupun menunjukan isyarat tangan tidak sengaja.

Barulah aku sedar rupanya aku ni dah abang-abang rupanya. Dikelilingi budak-budak baru lepas SPM atau masih sekolah menegah jadi aku dengan Jibone pun rasa agak seganlah sikit.

Sekali kawan aku kat UTM pun tegur dahh... Diorang ingat diorang je abang-abang tapi bila dah jumpa aku maka diorang pun dah tak berapa seganlah untuk melompat-lompat macam berumur 16 tahun kembali.

Satu yang bagus aku puji budak-budak zaman sekarang ini adalah walaupun mereka ni remaja liar namun masih mempunyai adat sopan yang baik. Takde pergaduhan langsung walaupun main langgar-langgar dalam mosh pit.

Kalau ada tak sengaja terketuk ke tersepak ke dan ada maca adengan nak jadi panas terus budak-budak ni tanpa perlu diberitahu akan salam dan mohon maaf tak sengaja sesama sendiri.

Berbeza dengan cerita zaman aku yang budak-budak kuat gaduh.

Budak zaman sekarang ni pakai je ganas tapi bertamadun.

Cuma aku sedih sikit tu bila masa rehat Asar dan Magrib yang pergi Masjid Al Bukhari tu untuk sembahyang cuma sikit je. Kalau 10 budak datang melompat satu je yang ingat nak pergi Asar atau Maghrib. Bagus jugaklah ada yang masih ingat lagi tanggungjawab walaupun sikit.

Rockers rockers jugak..... Sembahyang jangan tinggal.

Masa coffin cancer tengan menjerit budak-budak generasi baru yang tidak berapa meminati metal kelihatan agak tenang. Namun abang-abang yang macam aku ni mula hentak kepala (headbanging) bagai nak rak macam kitorang baru lepas habis jawab kertas Fizik dalam SPM.

Aru yang menjerit "Pergi MAMPUS!!" sambil memainkan gitar yang ganas membuatkan sekumpulan remaja India berheadbanging bagai nak rak macam thaipusam pun ada dekat tengah-tengah mosh pit tuh. Semua abang-abang yang mula menjadi liar manakala remaja yang lain cuma melihat. Rupanya salah sorang Abang-Abang India yang berheadbanging bagai nak rak tu pun rakan kelas aku masa kat UTM.

Jadi kami pun berpeluk, dia berpeluh lenjan dan tak pakai aku lepas tu peluk aku.

Aku dibasahi peluh jantan malam tu. Bukan dia sorang je tapi ramai jugak.

Bila One Buck shot habis aku dan Jibone dan rakan-rakan UTM dah tak larat nak melompat sambil merjerit lagi dah.

Jadi aku pun balik ke LRT dengan kaki sakit, tengkuk sakit, lengan lenguh serta suara serak.

Tu lah masa sekolah dulu tak ada can nak buat benda-benda macam ni. Ni bila dah jadi abang-abang barulah nak berlagak macam gila-gila remaja.

Kawan aku dah mula bertunang, berkahwin dan ada yang dah ada anak pun.

Aku (bukan aku sorang je la haa..) masih melompat-lompat sambil dengan budak baru lepas SPM sambil menjerit-jerit.

Biarlah..........
Masa aku sekolah dan belajar dulu aku takde peluang nak buat benda-benda macam ni.
Jadi bila sekarang ni dah ada masa dan peluang aku pun teringin la nak terasa.....

Seronok jugak, aku pun tak sangka aku boleh layan Metal. Hua Hua hua.........

P/S
Sebenarnya ramai jugak abang-abang dan kakak-kakak datang tengok tapi diorang duduk belakang je la. Cuma aku dan kengkawan yang perasan baru lepas PMR je melompat sambil berlanggar dengan remaja liar dekat depan. Tahu tak seliar mana remaja itu sekalipun bila aku masuk je mosh pit aku menang, habis terpelanting budak-budak tuh. Hua Hua Hua!!!

Sinatra_Z - Hudud dan PAS

Saya jarang sekali suka bercakap atau berbicara mengenai Khairy Jamaluddin kerana saya lebih suka sekiranya ketua pemuda Malaysia dipegang oleh Datuk Seri Khir Toyo atau Datuk Mukhriz Mahathir. Namun perlu saya ucapkan tahniah kepada Saudara Khairy Jamaluddin kerana berani berdepan dengan Datuk Husam Musa di kubu kuat PAS sendiri dan memberikan hujahan balas yang begitu baik sehingga mengejutkan ramai pihak. Saya sendiri tidak melihat perdebatan berkenaan dan ianya belum diletakkan di dalam YouTube. Namun setelah membaca beberapa laporan dari dua sumber

KLPOS - Sayuti Omar
Sejarah Melayu Blog

dan klip ini cukup menarik perhatian saya...

Hukum Hudud dan Qisas pada September 16

Ini merupakan soalan Cepumas yang benar-benar tajam daripada Saudara Khairy Jamaluddin. Khairy Jamaluddin mempersoalkan adakah PAS akan menjalankan hukum Hudud dan Qisas sekiranya pelan September 16 tempoh hari berjaya dilaksanakan (peralihan kuasa) dan Husam menyebut "Kita akan buat" dan mencabar Khairy Jamaluddin mengapa tidak memperjuangkan Hudud di dalam Mesyuarat Agung UMNO sedangkan mereka juga sesama islam.

"Mengapa hukum hudud mesti menjadi agenda PAS sahaja" Husam mempersoalkan.

Kedua-dua kenyataan Husam ini menimbulkan pertanyaan kepada diri saya sendiri. Pertamanya hukum hudud adalah merupakan salah satu perbezaan utama antara United Malays National Organization dan Parti Islam Semalaysia seperti yang telah dijawab oleh KJ (nama pendek) kemudian dalam klip video berkenaan dasar kerajaan Barisan Nasional ialah untuk meneruskan sistem undang-undang yang sedia ada. Malah sebab utama PAS itu sendiri ditubuhkan adalah kerana UMNO tidak mahu memperjuangkan penggunaan sistem Hudud di negara ini.

Sekiranya UMNO memperjuangkan hudud maka terus terang saya mengatakan bahawa secara dasarnya perbezaan antara PAS dan UMNO mungkin sudah tiada lagi. Sejak zaman Tunku Abdul Rahman memang Hudud tidak menjadi agenda UMNO kerana parti ini beranggapan bahawa perlaksanaan hukum hudud bukan merupakan syarat atau paksi utama dalam memperjuangkan kerajaan Islam di Tanah Melayu dahulu dan Malaysia sekarang. Pendapat UMNO bahawa hudud itu bukanlah penentu seseorang itu kafir atau kerajaan sekular bukan islam sekiranya Hudud tidak dilaksanakan terutama dalam suasana masyarakat di Malaysia.

Pembaca mungkin tidak bersetuju dengan pendapat berkenaan dan itu tiada salahnya. Namun itu bukan isu di sini kerana sekiranya seseorang itu berpegang kepada prinsip tanpa Hudud maka bukan kerajaan Islam maka mereka tidak akan menyokong UMNO dan atas sebab itulah PAS itu wujud.

Maka persoalan utama di sini PAS, yakni perjuangan utama mereka iaitu kerajaan Islam dan dari definisi kerajaan islam ialah perlaksanakan hukum-hukum islam terutama Hudud dan Qisas maka agenda utama mereka memang adalah Hudud dan Qisas. Mempersoalkan mengapa ianya hanya mesti menjadi agenda PAS sahaja merupakan tidak berapa bijak kerana kalau UMNO dari dahulu dan sekarang memperjuangkan Hudud maka PAS mungkin tidak akan ditubuhkan dan tidak perlu wujud lagi. Perbezaan utama antara PAS dan UMNO dalah itu, memang pasti ada yang mengatakan PAS memperjuangkan Islam UMNO juga berkata begitu namun PAS mahukan hudud dilaksanakan manakala UMNO tidak bercadang untuk berbuat demikian. Itu yang membuatkan ahli PAS mengatakan mereka yang sebenarnya memperjuangkan Kerajaan Islam.

Maka komitmen Husam mengenai "Kita akan buat" hukum hudud sekiranya september 16 jadi adalah satu pernyataan yang betul dan selaras dengan perjuangan PAS itu sendiri. Namun timbul satu soalan cepumas yang utama seperti yang dipersoalkan Khairy Jamaluddin...

Sekiranya September 16 jadi adakah benar hukum hudud akan dilaksanakan?

Ini persoalan penting kerana inilah perjuangan Utama PAS sejak tahun 90 an lagi. Kita perlu ingat Datuk Husam menyokong dan yakin pada suatu masa yang tidak berapa lama dahulu mengenai janji kononya akan bertukar kerajaan pada tarikh keramat september 16 dan Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim akan menjadi Perdana Menteri. Apabila husam menjawab "Kita akan buat" timbul persoalan apakah yang dimaksudkan dengan "kita" itu? Kita adakah bererti Pakatan Rakyat ataupun ahli-ahli PAS sahaja. Perlu diingatkan bahawa Anwar Ibrahim merupakan Ahli Parti Keadilan Rakyat dan bukanya Parti Islam Semalaysia dan tidak ada dalam manifesto mahupun perjuangan PKR ada mengatakan tentang negara islam mahupun Hudud. Jadi apabila dimaksudkan "Kita akan buat" bagaimana kita hendak buat kalau kita itu tidak termasuk Perdana Menteri yang baru ini.

Mungkin ada yang mempersoalkan bahawa PM baru yakni Anwar Ibrahim akan memperjuangkan seperti mana yang dicakap oleh Husam namun saya tidak yakin terutama apabila tidak langsung ada kenyataan mengenai ini dari mulut Anwar Ibrahim sendiri malah perkara yang sebaliknya adalah....

Kenyataan Anwar Ibrahim tentang Islamic State
"Saya tidak menyokong apa-apa tuntutan Islamic State.."

Apakah itu Islamic State? Islamic State ialah negara yang mengamalkan sistem islam sepenuhnya manakala Islamic Nation ialah negara yang mana agama rasminya adalah Islam atau majoriti penduduknya adalah beragama Islam. Contoh yang baik ialah Afghanistan suatu ketika dahulu adalah islamic State manakala Pakistan merupakan Islamic Nation. Status Quo kini adalah "Islamic Nation" dan boleh saya membuat kesimpulan berdasarkan kenyataan Anwar Ibrahim ianya bercanggah dengan perjuangan PAS.

Timbul pula persoalan sekiranya september 16 menjadi dan PAS tetap akan melaksanakan Hukum Hudud di tempat mereka mempunyai kuasa atau menjalankan hudud itu secara sendiri timbul satu lagi persoalan. Jika hanya PAS sahaja yang akan menjalankan Hudud tanpa Pakatan Rakyat maka tidak perlulah berlakunya September 16. Kini PAS mempunyai tiga Menteri Besar di tiga buah negeri dan perlaksanaan undang-undang islam adalah mengikut Jabatan Agama Islam negeri masing-masing. PAS kini bolehlah mengemukakan undang-undang berkenaan tanpa perlu 6 September. Sekiranya mereka benar-benar mahu melaksanakanya mereka bolehlah memulakan Hudud di Kelantan dan Kedah yang mana kedudukan MB mereka agak kukuh tanpa perlu sokongan DAP.

Ada yang mungkin mengatakan bahawa sekiranya PAS mahu berbuat demikian akan mengundang bantahan keras dari Kerajaan Pusat yang dikuasai BN. Memang benar tapi pendapat saya itu bukan sebab utama yang menjadi penghalang. Ini kerana sejak kemengangan pilihanraya tempoh hari PAS langsung tidak memperkenalkan apa-apa inisiatif mahupun dasar yang hendak memperkenalkan hudud di mana-mana negeri yang mempunyai menteri besar dari PAS. Sekiranya mereka benar-benar mahu menjalankan Hudud mengapa perlu takut dengan BN? Adakah mereka lebih risau tentang bantahan dari kerajaan pusat atau bantahan dari Pakatan Rakyat sendiri? Anda buatlah kesimpulan sendiri.

Ingin saya akhiri dengan persoalan ini untuk pemikiran saudara pembaca sekelian...

Husam mempersoalkan.. "Mengapa hukum hudud perlu menjadi agenda PAS sahaja, mengapa tidak bawa dalam perhimpunan agung UMNO.." Persoalan beliau itu ada kebenaranya. Namun soalan yang sama juga harus ditujukan kepada Parti Keadilan Rakyat malah soalan ini lebih penting untuk dijawab oleh PKR berbanding dari UMNO kerana PAS merupakan ahli Pakatan Rakyat! Dan telah bersetuju bahawa sekiranya Pakatan Rakyat memerintah Perdana Menteri akan datangnya dari Pakatan Rakyat.....

Bak kata Nabil "Lu fikir la Sendiri..........."

Sinatra_Z - Fanboy

Once upon a time,
there came an entity called the internet.
When it first came up the internet was designed to be a medium to store, exchange and promote pornography. It still is today. But then humans being the social animal they are decided to hit the internet up a notch and introduced interactive social activities into the internet. Which then came the concept of MIRC, live chat and amateur setting up webcams for the first time at a very low-low price through MasterCard. Then as the internet grew older it was invaded by massive amounts of pimpled cam whoring pedo bait teenagers who likes to post stupid insignificant things on the internet like I drank Yeos soy milk for breakfast this morning and words like Noob, Pwned, STFU and LOL thus through these boom born a social interactive website called friendster and MySpace. As these pimpled cam whoring pedo bait teenagers grew older they realised that the internet is not all about porn and cam whoring they decided to make something good out of it thus a website called facebook was created to share information, updates and interest was born.

Though the cam whoring and insignificant poser updates on their status still goes on something good actually came out from facebook and one of them was this.. Book signing from the second manliest man in Malaysian history (me being the first) former kick ass awesomeness roundhouse kick pawning Chuck Norris ex Prime Minister of Malaysia DR M.

Onn Jaafar will be remembered as the person who planted the seeds of nationalism,
Tunku is the founding father of Malaysia,
Tun Razak was the man who create the economic base
while Hussein Onn was the man who nurture harmony in this nation.

Dr M however is remembered as the man who introduced punch clock to government offices, threaten wage cut if government servants don't buck up and told a 7 year old British kid to go screw himself.


The Event


Fanboy 1 - En Lipas


Fanboy 2 - En Jiboneus


Groupies and Old Man


Groupies mobbing Old Man


The Result WOOT~~~~~


Autographed books.....


Ini ubat selsema 2 kali satu hari lepaih makan, ubat batuk kahak 3 kali lepaih makan, ini apa nama dia.. ahh antibiotik 3 kali makan sampai habis ahh nah saya bagi apa nama dia .. ahh parasetamol. Ni demam ni sikit ja tak payah MC, Kerja! Sikit-sikit nak cuti.... ni bila nak kurus nih?

Sinatra_Z - Lyrical Story

List of Pending works...

Catatan Seekor Kucing III
Cerpen Cinta Chauvinist Clarissa
Short Story
Kisah Aneh Pakcik di Old Town
Why Anwar Ibrahim Suck at economics (and everything else)

hmm...... Having a Mental Block,
So all I can come up is this........


Back to the story

Yesterday.....

Valentine's day...

It was supposed to be one of the it's now or never sort scenario. You know the part where he says only you can make this world seem right and that sort of thing. Well stupid cupid didn't exactly got his arrow on that afternoon so there stood Johnny Boy like an idiot. His real name is Johari but we like to play the name game sort of thing, Jo thought she was unforgettable, that she made him bewitched, bothered and bewildered... He thought that's amore....... Well it was like those typical sad movies.. always made me cry..

And today as if nothing happened there she was just walking down the street singing doo waa de de de dum de de doo. I can see clearly now the rain is gone from her, well it was probably never there in the first place. I wonder how can one keep a straight face with all those smoke gets in your eyes. At the canteen, in the middle of hundreds of rauchy hungry noisy kids with all the teen spirit going on can our friend confess all his feelings out in the most loud voice and gung ho manner. Skokkian Romance he said, more like a wish upon a star if you ask me if he hopes that she would fall all love me tender over him for that.

But I kinda expect that kind of thing from him,
after all the first time he talked to her over the phone he daringly asked "are you lonesome tonight?" this being said by someone you hardly even know. Imagine Strangers in the night over the phone spewing out things like love is in the air or hello pussy cat. All the poetry in motion love lines that he practices night and day gone wasted with her reply of Can't we be friends...

So there he is sitting all alone on the edge of blueberry hill humming to songs sung blue to soothe his lonesome heart.

"Alone again naturally it seems.." I sad
"Well I used to sit here is my dog named boo.. but he died. So I'm alone today." He replied
"Don't be too hard on yourself yeah, I know it's been a hard days night, but hey things will turn out for the better... trust me I know, Love's been good to me."

There was a silent moment,

"You just had to stand in the eyes of the world did you?"
"Well at least I did it my way..."
"So how do you feel now...... Knowing that love is leaving on a jet plane"

He took a deep breath and calmly replied..

"Well... Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart... Nothing I could say.....
A Total Eclipse Of The Heart.."

"Well my friend...... No woman, No Cry.." Was my reply.

P/S - 10 000 Points to whomsoever can list out all of the songs or song lyrics mentioned in the story above.

Sinatra_Z - Sept 16

Now seriously.... You PKR fanboys.
Whatever happened to Sept 16?
That man caused so much anxiety, concern and uncertainty. He basically went on harping about it at Al Jazeera and the rest of the world that there is going to be a Big Change in Malaysia.

Are we just to forget about it......

The best part is the whole thing cant happen is because Pak Lah refuse to call an emergency parliament session. Well we have tons of parliamentary sessions now I don't see any no confidence vote, any opposing voted from the government bloc.

It's almost 2009......

Ini Parti Kencing Rakyat ni...

No mention of Sept 16 by the mastermind himself at the recent congress.
Yet he looked so confident when talking to Riz Khan.

Ohh and YB Tian Chua,
Whatever happened to your supposedly Karaoke sessions at Taiwan?

Anuar Shaari - Former Private Secretary
Ezam Mohd Noor - Former Political Secretary, AMK founder and former protege
Nalla Karupan - 30 years of friendship

They all stick with him when he is in the worst state, yet left him when things were much brighter.
Something must be wrong somewhere.

And these men, just like Khalid Jaffri, Umi Hafilda and etc.. Never did gain any amount of treasure trove or high government position.


P/S - When I close my eyes and hear Ezam talk, I thought it was Anwar Ibrahim. This man left his family, locked in Jail for him hence there must be a damn big reason why he left PKR at the midst of power. Thinking of inviting him to Gombak and listen to his reason.

Sinatra_Z - Binatang Peliharaan

Nama : Zaidel Baharuddin

Kelas : 5 Berlian

Tajuk : Binatang Peliharaan



Seperti kebanyakan rakyat Malaysia saya juga pernah satu ketika ada membela binatang peliharaan. Tujuan rakyat Malaysia membela binatang peliharaan adalah sebagai teman ataupun tempat bermain bagi menenangkan fikiran, kalau anda membelai binatang peliharaan anda pastinya anda akan rasa lebih tenang seperti ahli falsafah zen yang meminum teh hijau sambil duduk di tepi taman mendengar bunyi air menitik ke dalam buluh. Namun sekiranya anda mempunyai bintarang peliharaan seperti ikan emas, cengkerik mahupun semut pastinya anda tidak dapat membelai mereka dan ini merupakan suatu masaalah. Namun jangan risau kerana menurut kata para saintis (yang saya tidak pasti saintis apa) dengan hanya melihat ikan emas berenang, cengkerik berbunyi dan semut berkerja dapat membuatkan hati anda tenang, atau bosan sehingga anda mengantuk dan tidur. Maka bila anda dah tidur maka hati anda pun tenang, kita akhirnya tenang jugaklah. Namun jika anda tidak ada ikan emas dan mempunyai masaalah tidur cuba anda berbaring sambil membaca buku rujukan elektronik yang tebal dan memahaminya, pasti ia akan dapat membantu anda.

Bercakap tentang tenang tahukah anda bahawa Si Tenang merupakan nama seekor Dugong peliharaan seorang nelayan di Malaysia. Pastinya nama Si Tenang diberikan kerana gaya berenang Dugong yang cukup tenang itu. Tahukah anda juga bahawa Encik Orga abang kepada Blue Dream anak Sulung Thien Wu yakni watak dalam cerita komik Pendekar Laut mempunyai sebuah hikmat yang dipanggil "Ketenangan dan Ketenteraman Abadi" ianya merupakan satu hikmat yang hebat dan digunakan sewaktu melawan Penjejak Neraka dengan Hikmat Wira Tempur beliau.

Berbalik kepada binatang peliharaan.

Binatang peliharaan yang paling awal saya pernah ingat saya bela adalah merupakan tiga ekor arnab putih yang bermata merah. Saya ada bela arnab sebelum di Kuching Sarawak tapi kecik sangat tak ingat. Nama arnab-arnab berkenaan adalah Kuzzy Wizzy, Wizzy Wizzy dan Rabbito. Masa tu saya berumur lingkungan 6 tahun jadi nama dia pun tidaklah serumit mana. Mula-mula ingatkan nak namakan arnab itu si tompok tapi dia takde tompok. Tak silap saya nama Kuzzy Wizzy tu sebab arnab tu suka lari macam huru hara. Saya selalu main dengan arnab itu tapi pada suatu hai salah satu arnab itu pun mati. Saya tak ingat mana satu. Lepas tu mak saya bagi arnab tu dekat tadika. Benda yang saya ingat pasal arnab saya adalah taik dia bulat-bulat macam coklat, nasib baik tak makan.

Kemudian saya ada bela dua ekor ikan laga yang saya beli dekat kedai ikan dekat depan tapak "Fun Fair"(Pesta Ria) sebelah Permata Supermarket yang kini dah jadi Pizza Hut. Tapak "Fun Fair"(Pesta Ria) dah jadi Giant Hypermarket. Saya bela ikan-ikan laga berkenaan dalam balang kuih tart mak saya. Mereka tinggal dalam balang berasingan sebab kalau balang sama nanti diorang bergaduh. Saya tak bagi nama dekat ikan-ikan ini sebab ikan bodoh, panggil nama dia pun dia buat tak tau je lagipun ikan tak boleh dibelai. Ikan-ikan ini berwarna merah. Saya bela mereka untuk beberapa bulan lepas tu diorang pun mati.


Sekadar gambar hiasan.

Sejurus selepas itu berpunca dari kedai ikan yang dekat "Corner" sekarang jadi Pizza Hut tu saya pun membela dua ekor kura-kura. Kura-kura ini kecil pada mulanya namun setelah bagi makan beberapa bulan lamanya kura-kura ini pun menjadi besar. Satu tu yang warna dia hijau muda jadi lagi besar dari yang hijau tua dan selalu buli yang kecil itu masa makan. Saya tak pernah bagi nama dekat kura-kura berkenaan sampailah satu hari Opah saya bertanya kepada saya yang diorang ni takde nama ke? Jadi saya pun meminta cadangan nama dari ibu saya maka dia pun menamakan kura-kura saya dalam turutan berkenaan.

Yang kecil dan warnanya Hijau Tua : Tengku Ismawi
Yang besar dan warnanya Hujau Muda : Syed Mohsin

Maka Tengku Ismawi dan Syed Mohsin seterusnya tinggal bersama kami sehingga suatu hari mak saya hantar mereka berdua tinggal di Zoo Negara sebab penyewa rumah kami di melawati kerja di sana. Saya tak pernah lihat Syed Mohsin dan Tengku Ismawi selepas itu kerana apabila saya pergi Zoo saya sibuk nak tengok Zirafah, Harimau dan Unta dan terlupa akan mereka berdua. Apa khabar mereka agaknya?

Maka Syed Mohsin dan Tengku Ismawi merupakan binatang peliharaan terakhir saya. Namun baru-baru ini ada saya menamakan seekor binatang namun ianya bukanlah binatang peliharaan saya kerana saya tak bagi dia makan. Itu merupakan salah satu kucing-kucing kak Anne di Pejabat dan saya telah dipilih untuk memberikan nama salah seekor kucing berkenaan maka dengan berbesar hati saya pun telah menamakan kucing itu

Tengku Ritaudeen Robertson III

Sempena mengikut tradisi menamakan binatang yang dimulakan oleh ibu saya. Maka secara tuntasnya sekira anda mempunyai binatang peliharaan yang belum mempunyai nama bolehlah anda menghubungi saya untuk mendapatkan bantuan. Sekian...

P/S
Selain binatang saya juga ada menamakan benda-benda, nama komputer saya ialah Iwakura Lain, nama Gitar saya ialah Red Riding Hood dan nama kereta kakak saya ialah George. Itu kakak saya yang namakan.

Sinatra_Z - A Children's Story (An Experiment)

Note:
I have never written a children's story before and this is something new for me. Since I had written some love story might as well go all the way and try something new. I however have to admit that this is not my original writing. I saw the story on an anime called Kimi Ga Nozomu Eien (The eternity that you wish) in which at the end one of the main character wrote this story. This is an adaptation of that story in which I would like to share with you folks.

I had always thought a Child needs to be taught about some of the realities of life,
even the painful ones so that they may learn and understand at a very young age.
In a form of a story.... We come from a culture of story telling in which sadly, in my point of view most of our modern intellectuals fail to realise, thus adopting a very boring technical academic style of writing.

I repeat this is
NOT MY STORY, NOT MY ORIGINAL WRITING. I GOT IT FROM AN ANIME AND ADD SOME WORDS OF MY OWN TO TRY AND WRITE A CHILDREN's STORY.


Once Upon a time.....
there was a group of children who lived in a village at the edge of a forest.
Together the boys and girls play hide and seek, climb trees, fly kites and do lots of other things together.

Then one day one of the boy said....

"Enough of this hiding and kites that go flying
Enough of this climbing and play of pretending,
Let's do something bigger and something much better,
Let's venture into the forest like a great-great explorer."

"My mother said we shouldn't go there." Said one of the girls.
"Don't worry we will be back before sundown, I promise..."
Said the boy who now suddenly began to sound as if he was their leader.
Though some were reluctant they embarked on the journey into the forest,
carrying tools and things you normally bring to an adventure. Things like a long stick to help you hike, a lucky red marble, Fluffy the favorite teddy bear, a compass (though they don't really know how to use it), sweets for snacks and wooden swords in case they encounter unpleasant things.

As they were walking into the forest they saw many things and heard many sounds that they don't normally see or hear in the village. They heard birds chirping, they see squirrels running, bees flying and even butterflies fluttering. Indeed they were so fascinated that they somehow went too deep into the forest and can't remember the way back.

When the sun began to fall and the forest became darker, they began to be feel afraid, lost and confused more than ever.

"I should have listened to my mother." Said one of the girl.
"Don't worry I'll get us out." Said the oldest boy.

But try as best as he could they still couldn't find the way back home. By now it's getting darker, they are getting hungry and some of the girls and boys too began to cry. When it seems everything was about to be lost suddenly there appeared this shining light approaching towards them. The oldest boy who by now took out his trusted wooden sword prepared for the worst.

It turned out that the light was a fairy flying towards them... and the fairy said...

"Fear not, for I come not to disturb you. But I just want to play with you, can we be friends? I am awfully lonely here." said the fairy

"Can you help us find our way home?" Asked one of the girls.
"Oh so you are lost, sure I can, but promise me you will return here tomorrow and play with me."

So they made that promise and the fairy led them home.

The next day they children returned to the forest to keep their promise.
They befriended the fairy and began to come back again to play day after day after day.

When they asked the fairy what was her name,
She said she could not remember,
When they asked the fairy where was she from,
She said she could not remember,
When they asked the fairy why she was alone,
She said she could not remember.

Alas it does not matter to them who she was, all that matter is that she was their friend and they play together every single day.

But day after day, month after month and year after year the number of children that visited the fairy become lesser and lesser. This was because they children began to grow up and grown ups no longer want to play hide and seek, pretending or climbing trees. They began to leave and continue on with their lives. The number get's lesser and lesser till comes the day when there was only one girl left.

Even though this girl is no longer little,
She kept coming to the forest to meet the fairy. Not because she want to climb trees or play hide and seek but because she just didn't have the heart to leave the fairy all alone in the jungle. So she faithfully return to the jungle day after day after day... So that her kind friend will not be lonely.

The Fairy realising this kind act wanted to give her a present,
So one day the fairy told the girl that she didn't want to play today. Instead she wanted to give her a gift. The girl excited and surprised asked the fairy what it was to which the Fairy replied

"You keep coming back here again and again even when everyone is gone. You kept coming to play again and again even when you are no longer a child. I know you can't bear the thought of leaving me all alone and I am truly grateful for that. But like it or not time goes on and you can't do this forever, someday you need to move on and go on with your life....."

The fairy then moved closer to her and whispered to her ear..

"My gift to you is the word 'Farewell'.."

For the fairy is the angel of farewell and it's painful to have nothing but farewells. So she ran away deep into the forest and lived all alone not wanting to cause any more sadness by separating friends and family. But now the fairy realised that there comes a time in life where people have to be parted, to go on continuing the path they each choose. Just as the paths meet in some junction there comes a time where the paths must part into their respective destination.

Up till then humans never knew the word farewell,
and the fairy taught the girl the meaning of that word, it was her gift to the girl .

The girl who first learned the words of farewell would later become the kindest person in the world.

Farewell :
is a wish of happiness or welfare at parting, especially a permanent departure

The End

P/S
Found the original story here http://www.robertsetiadi.or.id/anm/kiminozo.htm
Read at the middle you will find the story about mayauru the angel of farewell.
It's short and much-much simpler, eloquent and beautiful than my version. I really need to learn more and have a long way to go.

Sinatra_Z - Etnik Kreatif

Baca petikan di bawah dan terangkan dengan jelas apa yang anda fahami mengenai petikan di bawah. -18 Markah-

Ewah ekau ni jang polik den negok,
Ekau orang mano jang?
Eden ni kalau ko dongar pun dah tau dah.. Den ni orang Kolantan, kampung Den dokek Pasir Mas sano, eden memang orang asal sano lah lahirnya di sano lah jugo tigo puluh taun den duduk dokek kolantan baru dua tahun lopeh den datang kek Kuala Lumpur Ni ha Jang.. Kironyo den ni Orang Koalantan setio loh!!

Duku masa aku kat UTM kalau ada kawan aku mula berspeaking dengan kengkawan dia dari Kelantan budak-budak suka menyakat dia kata semangat asabiyah.

Ada sekali tu member aku budak Kedah cakap..
Hang boleh Contiang kat sini..
Aku pun jawab C.O.N - con T.E.N.G - teng CONTIANG!!

Tak pun aku tak boleh lupa budak JB sikit-sikit mesti nak..
Peh Gerek seh....
Cara sial.....
Gua bukan nak cakap ahh tapi lu punya kereta memang gerek seh! Memang cara la bawak awek jenjalan danga bay.

Budak perak suka cakap "Cayo beno kuah dia ni"
Mak aku suka cakap "Ape kene le kamu ni, meraban teben. Ape ke pesen buat rope gini"
Pesen - Fahion rope - Rupa

Ada sekali tu Opah aku belah mak borak dengan Opah aku belah bapak aku terdengar diorang sebut perkataan "Melenten" contohnya "ahh dia nye dulu romahnye dekat Melenten"

Jadi aku pun tanya mak aku apa tu Melenten? Mak aku jawab Melenten = Malayan Tin syarikat bijih timah besar di Ipoh suatu masa dahulu.

Orang perak ada susunan, paling tua panggi Yong lepas tu Nyah, lepas tu Yang lepas tu aku dah tak ingat dah. Kiranya kalau makcik-makcik tu diorang panggil mak yong, mak nyah mak yang macam tu lah ikut hieraki umur.

Satu hari tu sedara aku baca suratkhabar utusan lepas tu dia pun tanya kat mak dia (makcik aku lah -kakak mak aku)...

"Maa maa kenapa mama cari ubat pengasih?"
"Isk apa ni carik ubat pengasih?"
"Ye lah paper ni kata mama cari Ubat Pengasih."
"Mana?"
"Haa ni ha dia kata 'Mak Nyah cari ubat Pengasih."

Kesian Mak Nyah, kena sakat jadi pondan. Tu nama family dia nama glamour dia kat office ialah Kak Jam sempena Jamaliah. Damn.....

Pasti yang bertanya habis tu encik Lipas/Sinatra_Z anda asyik mengutuk dialek orang lain macamana dialek orang kampung anda? Macamana orang Hulu Kelang cakap?

Ahaa kira kalau nak cakap Hulu Kelang laa termasuk Wangsa Maju, Keramat sampai kat Jalan Jelatik bunyi dia macam ni.....

Alaa Rilek aa Bro, Chill la dulu jangan la balik awal tak remaja la! Ko ni tak happening sial yak ak au one two one two! Too Phat, Too Phat te baby.....

Bahan-Bahan ulangkaji
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWBSYm9Enf8&feature=related

tak pun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iolM-4EEJX8&feature=related

Haa ini lagu Jerman Rockers ala-ala Ramstein

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEcaJI_2SRs

P/S
Zaman aku dah Too Phat dengan Poetic Ammo dah, tolong sikit kitorang tak main ahhh 4U2C ke Feminin ke.. To kalau nak tau ko pegi tanya kak Ann dia pernah pergi birthday party AC kat Cheras.

Sinatra_Z - Adik Abang

Kelmarin saya pergi minum.....
Kami duduk di luar.
Di Tepi Jalan....

Maka di celah-celah angin sepoi-sepoi malan dan karbon dioksida dari kereta maka terkeluarlah kisah ini. Bewl (bukan nama sebenar) pernah satu ketika dahulu berkerja di sebuah syarikat telekomunikasi selepas beliau habis SPM. Sebenarnya tugas dia adalah menjawab telefon, tapi ini bukan pusat bantuan pelanggan (Call centre), tugas dia adalah untuk berborak dan melayan dengan pemanggil itu selama mungkin. Alaaa ni yang macam no telefon 600-88-xxxx, kiranya orang yang kesepian nak luahkan perasaan telefon la nombor ni nak borak-borak atau luahkan perasaan dengan harga yang berpatutan yakni 2 ringgit seminit. Dan Bewl adalah tukang jawabnya. Nama samaran dia adalah Cupid1, jadi lelaki gersang pun telefonlah dan diorang dapat borak dengan Cupid1. Tapi ingat ah ini bukan talian seks dan kalau ada ganguan seksual Cupid1 akan memutuskan panggilan anda.

Jadi Cupid1 ni pun berkerja dengan kawan dia lagi sorang nama Angelfire (bukan nama sebenar) dan mulalah malam tu keluar la cerita-cerita menarik pengalaman berkerja dekat sana. Al-maklumlah kebanyakan yang telefon tu takde kehidupan, kawan atau orang berkerja syif malam pakai telefon syarikat saja-saja. Cupid1 ada cerita tentang satu panggilan menarik antara Angelfire dengan seorang pemanggil lelaki ni.....

(Setelah berbual dalam lebih kurang sejam)

Angelfire "ehh apa la buat pagi-pagi ni"
"Takde apa-apa, bosan tu yang call tu." jawab lelaki misteri.
"Awak tengah buat apa tu?"
"Ala tengah cakap dengan awak la ni." bingkas Angelfire
"Ehh adik abang dah bangun lah.."
"Ohh abang ada adik rupanya" Angelfire
"Eeeerr haah..."
"Oh dia dah bangun ke?"
"Haah dia dah bangun ni.."
"Berapa umur adik abang?"
"ehmm ntahlah...... Sebaya kot."
"Sebaya?? ...... ahhh...."

Click...

Angelfire Memutuskan talian.

Sinatra_Z - Painful Moments Adoi!!

Everyday I live my life at a breathtaking pace.
The breathtaking pace goes up a notch when I am late for work as I walk to the office and today was especially breathtaking as I had to climb several flights of stairs.

Ahh yes the exciting life of an Engineer.
Chicks, babes and bling-bling things are a daily affair for us,
Checking out hot babes.... Through the internet...
Listening to Gangsta rap through YouTube getting all ghetto and shit. And sometimes it get's so heated up at the office they would turn on loud techno music and we would have a somewhat mini rave party.. Dancing and grooving between the cubicles, capacitors, servers and wearing a pair orange slippers.

Anyway...
By being this kind of a socialite I have compiled through stories and experiences situation when it seems harmless and amount to nothing much on the surface but pretty painful inside for a guy. Words and sentences uttered by a girl in which may seem harmless and even thoughtful which cause more harm than any good. You might not get it for now but I think things would clear up once you read the examples.... On which we call Painful Moments......


Painful Moment 1

Scenario : A conversation over an internet messaging system

Guy : So I heard you broke up
Girl : Yeah I am so tired of these normal ones, find me a playboy?
Guy : What's up with that?
Girl : I want someone that's not too attached to me and are pretty good with sweet talks and stuff.
Guy : hmm.... How about Chayson(not his real name)? He's pretty player and since he knows you well he sure knows how to pamper you and stuff.
Girl : Naah..
Guy : Why?
Girl : Well... We hang our alot and do thing together and I like him. But he is my friend and I appreciate him so I dont want to ruin that you know. He is really nice and stuff.

ADOI PAIN!!! for Chayson. Being Appreciated does not sound sexy! I am pretty sure Chayson would rather be called a sexy non committed asshole than an appreciated friend.


Painful Moment 2

Girl -
"I really like talking to you, you know what to say and really understand me. I think you are very WISE.."

ADOI PAIN!!! for wise person.
Come on when one say WISE the things that comes to the mind would be long bearded old man sitting on a hill spewing out things using fancy words. When was the last time you heard someone get shagged because he was so wise.

Wise = Gandalf, Yoda and Aristotle. Not Sexy.


Painful Moment 3

Girl talking to another girl
"You know when I was in the dumps he was there when everyone else was gone. He helped find my way back. He is like my rock and he was there listening to me and consoling me like a father figure."

ADOI PAIN!!! Father Figure... Seriously I have not met a chick who liked someone because he reminds her of her DAD! A guy would rather be called an asshole than a fatherly figure.


Painful Moment 4

Girl -
"Thank you for helping me out, you're like the brother I never had!"

ADOI PAIN!!! Unless she is into incest or a hufe fan of a comic series called Super Taboo chances are you are screwed my friend.

Painful Moment 5

Girl : Thank you for helping me out.
Guy : Nah don't sweat it. It's nothing.
Girl : No seriously it's a very nice thing you did for me. You are like the nicest guy that I know.

ADOI PAIN!!! Remember kids, Nice Guys Finish Last. Yeah she thinks you are a nice guy and guess what nice guys get... A thank you card and a heart shaped chocolate with the writing "Friends Forever"


Painful Moment 6

Girl -
"You know, whoever that ends up with you someday would be a very lucky girl indeed."

ADOI PAIN!!! Yes sparky, it's a hint that says "apparently I am not lucky enough." Bad Luck for you.


Other Painful Phrases and term that one should try their best to avoid.. If you have a somewhat feelings to that particular lady.

Best Friend
Someone I can talk to
Someone I really respect
Can't we be friends instead
Godfather
A shoulder I can lean on
Shopping Buddies


So I hope you have learned something new today and feel free to share any stories or experience feel free to share it here. Either you are at the receiving end or the person who unknowingly dealt a blow of Painful Moment but just realised it today.

Till Then.............

P/S
Do you know chicks actually dig guys who can play musical instruments. Unless of course you play the Trumpet or trombone and no, being in a marching band does not count either.

Sinatra_Z - The New Pariah

Just recently Americans have elected a new President whose tag line and motto is Change. Americans are rejoicing and excited at this new change for the first time ever they have elected a president of an African descendant (well partly) when just 50 years ago this would be unthinkable. Indeed the Americans needed a change in policy with two wars going on and a crumbling financial system on the brink. The world praised and rejoiced at this new president in which he stands as the symbol of hope and change and even create a somewhat buzz in Malaysia. However I am not here to write or join this wave of praise, optimism or chant along "Change is here!" No... In fact I am pretty sure you can find plenty others for that nor am I here to give a negative forecast on this new presidency.

It all started one night at a company dinner in which the big boss was commenting on the recent American Presidential Election. It was a minor detail to many but to him (and to me) it is something very significant. I can't remember the exact quote of what my boss said but this is what he observed or noticed amidst the excitement and election campaigns...

Voters did not seem to mind his skin colour, in fact the love him more because of that which is good, they cut through the racial boundary which has been a barrier in many other nations. They did not seem to mind to the fact that his father was not an American but an African because they believe in the American Dream and the fact that Barrack Obama is an true blue American. They did not mind to the fact that he served just one term in the Senate and had very little impact or policy making decisions that changed the nation when compare to his rivals. They wanted a change, they wanted a new fresh face who is not tainted with the politics of capitol hill. They didn't mind all that......

Until people began to point that his Father was a Muslim.
His was schooled once in a muslim nation and the fact that as some pointed out and began jeering his full name as Barrack Hussein Obama.

His campaign had to go all they way in denying vehemently that is influenced by Islam or the fact that his father nor his father's believe had influenced nothing in his world view. They denied vehemently anything that has to do with Islam and some crazy republicans supporter even began to distrust him because they as he is too much of an Arab.

Remember that lady at one of the McCain campaign..

To me it's fine for him to deny and really announce that he has nothing to do with being a Muslim as he should clarify what he truly believe in. He is not a muslim and he should not be tied to something he feels he has no relation to. However I couldn't help but wonder will it cause the same effect if he was a somewhat Bhuddist, Hindu, Atheist or the fact that his father was an Irish Catholic, Jew or even French. I don't think his campaign would go all out in trying to separate his ancestry if indeed his rivals pointed out that his father was a drunken Scotsman who wears purple kilts with yellow polka dots and shaves his leg.

It seems as if,
Perception...... Because in politics perception is everything,
It's fine to have a president regardless of his skin colour, family background or religion just as long as it has nothing to do with being an Arab or a Muslim.

The Muslims are the new Pariah.

Well......
Let's take a look at the Muslims around the world. We are either killing each other, poor, being run by a dictator or getting rich by using oil money. The Arabs say that they are against the Israel occupation of Palestine and even some say to the extent of anti antisemitism but they kill more Arabs than any Jew. Sunni and Shiah, Hamas and Fatah, Taliban and Northern Alliance and etc.. Hey you disagree with a politician in Pakistan just kill him, say Allah Huakbar and blow yourself you will be in Jannah my brother because the Mullah says so! We are so pathetic that we are incapable of even making the weapons that we use to kill our own brothers, we have to buy them. So don't be surprised, if we are indeed they new pariah.

The world was getting all excited at this wave of "CHANGE" hoping that things would be different with this new president. Don't hope for a foreign president to change the situation in your homeland it wont happen. You want change, you yourself have to make it. Do not depend on others to it. Barrack Obama can't really solve the hunger and pain in Africa, only Africans can do that. Like it or not Barrack Obama is an American first and foremost, he is the elected President of the United States of America so his top priority before anything else is the American Citizens and for now more than ever with big problems back home.

The truth is...
Muslims are the new Pariah,
Don't pin your hopes at some foreign leader just because he looks different from the previous one.

Change is not measured by the colour of the skin,
Change does not happen through impressive eloquent speeches in campaign rally.
Change happens through actions and policies.

Perhaps it's time we stop with the mullah talk on why this muslim is more islam that that person or debate fatwa's on some ridiculuous tedious things like why can men wear a ring or whether you will burn in hell because you wear baggy pants. I don't think one would be a apostate just because he wears a shiny ring.

It is really pathetic when fellow Sunni's or Shiites kill each other using weapons they buy from the Russians and Americans. In fact I consider an improvement if we can at least make our own gun to kill our fellow muslims.


P/S
Notice that 'Santau' or Sihir can only work amongst Malays and Malay restaurants or some dingy small rival sundry shop. I mean if the bomoh or santau is so powerful and dangerous how come they never use it against rivals like McDonals, Kentucky Fried Chicken or Hypermarkets. It seems that a Santau can only from one small nasi lemak stall to another small nasi lemak stall and they both must be malay.

Sinatra_Z - Muhammad, Jesus and Pagans.

I went to the Federal Territory mosque the other day to listen to this funny Texan dude who looked like Santa Claus. He was Yusuf Estes and he was a former preacher. I learned alot about Islam that night and he really cleared things up. How I wish our Ulamaks were more like him.

One thing that really struck a chord with me that night was when he pointed out this tiny point that many failed to notice...

Muhammad was an Arab from the Quraysh tribe. He was born in Mecca and grew up there. The Quraysh as of the rest of the tribes in the Arabian Peninsular at that time were pagans.

He spent most of his life in Mecca except when made the Hijra (migration) to Madinah (Medina). Almost all of his preaching are done in either Mecca or Medina.

In his preaching he told them about Jesus (Isa), his miracle birth, Mary, his miracles, his people and his book (The bible). And how Jesus was preaching the teachings of god and that he was a messenger of god. One of the greatest messengers of god. In great detail.

In fact Muhammad made it very clear that they are to held high respect of Jesus (Isa) that whenever his name is mentioned they would utter "Peace be upon him"

Now here comes the interesting point.

Muhammad was not trying to convert Christians, he was trying to convert Pagans.

So why in the world would Muhhamad preach to these pagans about Jesus when they have never even heard of him nor couldn't care less who he was.

Think about it......


P/S
- Interesting point no?

Sinatra_Z - Internet Wisdom

Indeed wisdom can be found anywhere.. In the ripples of the water, the sound of the wind, a wise old man sitting on a hill and even in the eyes of a smelly drunken HoBo. Alas one of the hardest place to find wisdom is the Internet, where it is filled with dumb crap, porn, lame youtube videos, political propaganda websites and dubious statutory declarations. But alas there is a Malay saying that goes "Seek and ye shall find, given if you search for it using your eyes and not your knee you *&#$&$ Moron!" Or you can just google it!

*Explanation : This is a question asked by a person using the nickname Kieran P in Yahoo Answers. In Yahoo Answers Yahoo users can ask random question and fellow yahooligans (yahoo users) will the provide the answers. This note highlights some of the answers given. To see the original post go to : http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080421101629AAGdB3U

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Kieran P asked :
What's the DEADLIEST martial arts..?

want to know the DEADLIEST martial arts, not the BEST, mainly because i wanna toughen myself up...

My cousin is currently learning Praying Mantis & I understand you need to be 16 to learn because it's so dangerous...

So which is the deadliest..Or what is the best way to toughen myself up..?


Some of the awesome answer :

Dirty D :
Join the Marines. You'll learn all about bein' tough over there and you'll learn the deadliest Martial Art of all, pulling the trigger. What's more since there's a war going on you'll also get to go use what you learned in a reality based enviroment like Iraq or Afghanistan.

Should you survive to come back you'll come back with the knowledge that life isn't all about wanting to be a bad azz mofo and wanting to walk in to stereotypical biker bars doing a Rowdy Roddy Piper impersonation spouting off jibberish about kicking azzes and chewing bubble gum.

Then my friend your education is complete.

L Z answers :
To learn the deadliest martial art, you must train under the worlds most deadly martial artist - Chuck "Beard of Fury" Norris!

P/S -
Takkan lari gunung dikejar melainkan dikejar Dr M!!!
Chuck Norris counted to infinity TWICE!!

Sinatra_Z - Asal dan Akar

Asal dan Roh perjuangan......................

Anak kecil main api
terbakar hatinya yang sepi
air mata darah bercampur keringat
bumi dipijak milik orang

nenek moyang kaya raya
tergadai seluruh harta benda
akibat sengketa sesamalah kita
cinta lenyap di arus zaman

indahnya bumi kita ini
warisan berkurun lamanya
hasil mengalir ketangan yang lain
pribumi merintih sendiri

masa depan sungguh kelam
kan lenyap peristiwa semalam
tertutuplah hati terkunci mati
maruah peribadi sudah hilang

kini kita cuma tinggal kuasa
yang akan menentukan bangsa
bersama berbakti
pulih kembali harga diri

kini kita sudah tiada masa
majulah dengan gagah
janganlah terlalai
teruskan usaha
melayukan gagah dinusantara
....melayukan gagah di nusantara

Sinatra_Z - S Jibeng di malam sepi

Siri Kisah Cinta

Setelah penat berkeja keras menonton anime sepanjang malam dan mencari maklumat-maklumat tidak penting melalui internet saya mengambil keputusan untuk tidur. Pada malam yang sejuk itu baru sahaja selepas hujan turut kedengaran bunyi-bunyian unggas perlahan di balik tabir malam. Oleh kerana asrama saya terletak di sebelah ladang kelapa sawit macam-macam bunyi-bunyian yang muncul di kala malam.

Kugiran Unggas Malam......

Tengah saya baru sahaja nak melelapkan mata, berguling-guling, menggaru-garu dan memeluk bantal secara halus terdengar bunyi lagu melayu mendayu-dayu menusuk di telinga mengusik kalbu. Sial betullah budak-budak nih! Kalau nak main lagu pun tak payahlah kasi orang lain dengar, nasib baik malam itu saya penat dan tiada tenaga hendak pergi memaki-hamun pelajar baru. Tapi sedang nak melelapkan mata, terdengar lagu-lagu yang dimainkan tu... macam kenal je. Saya macam pernah dengar semua lagu-lagu yang dimainkan itu dan lagu-lagu yang saya dengar memang jarang orang pasang.

"Macam datang dari bilik Pon jer?"

Oleh kerana bilik Pon (bukan nama sebenar) masih berlampu saya pun mengambil keputusan untuk menziarah beliau kerana menziarah adalah amalan baik jiran tetangga. Sampai saya masuk bilik pun saya ternampak komputer beliau memainkan lagu-lagu yang diambil dari komputer saya....

Z: "Peh ko no pon, patutlah aku dengar macam kenal je lagu-lagu tu rupanya ko yang main Pon,.. cheh"

"Wei sorry ah kalau aku main kuat, nanti aku perlahankan sikit."

"Alaa rilek ah Pon, bukanya kacau sangat lagipun ko bukan main lagu metal, ko main lagu S Jibeng lah pun buat lagi mengantuk ada laa.. hahaha."

"Aku ambik dari ko gak, tapi layan gak lagu ni..."

"Ni Pon apahal tiba-tiba ko dengar lagu Si Jibeng memalam buta ni?"

"Alah saja je, aku tengah buat kerja ni layan la."

"ko ni ke baru clash dengan awek ni?"

"Clash... Boleh kata lebih kurang macam tu la kot."

"Baik ko slow talk dengan aku ni, apa cerita lah ni tetiba la ko dengar lagu Selamat tinggal pujaan ni.. apa jadi ni pun hebat sangat ke clash ko nih?"

"Ye lah awek aku, yang aku dah couple dah dekat 5 tahun lebih dulu dah clash dah dengan aku.. atau lebih kurang macam tu la."

Hah aku agak dah! (dalam hati)

"Mak aih 5 tahun lebih, dahsyat. Apahal lah clash? Dia dapat tahu yang lesbian ke?"

"Pale hangguk kau!" (Bentak Pun yang tengah melayan jiwa itu)

"Takdelah del, aku... ahhh... ok lah aku bagitau ko lah. Besok, ex awek aku tu, nak.... kahwin."

"ahhhh.."

"Ah terdiam kau"

"Peh apahal lah tetiba je nih?"

"Takdelah awek aku tu mak dia dah bising bila aku nak grad nih, lama tak tahan gaduh-gaduh kitorang putus sebab mak dia dah rekomen dia kat orang lain malas nak tunggu aku."

"Nak buat caman Pun, dah bukan jodoh ko kan."

"Betullah tu, aku faham... tapi dah ribu-ribu dah aku habis dengan dia, belum kira masa lagi."

"Wah apa ko beli dia berlian ke apa?"

"Bukanlah, tapi ye lah SMS lah, calling-calling lah, siap pergi rumah dia lah jumpa family apa semua, tiba-tiba beberapa bulan lepas aku dengar dia nak putus dengan aku. Dia kata dia dah bertunang aku pun apahal lah ni... Aku dah siap bawak dia jumpa mak aku tu."

"Dia tak larat kot tunggu ko."

"Takdelah, aku tinggal last semester pun, sikit je lagi kurang-kurang kasi la aku chan habis belajar dulu lepas tu kalau tak jadi takpelah, ini dah nak hujung dah tiba-tiba potong. Habis usaha aku, tenaga, investment 5 tahun lebih hancur hilang."

"Ko ada cuba suruh dia pikir balik ke lepas tunang tu."

"Mesti lah ada, lebih dari cuba."

"Nanti aku tak faham ni dia tetiba bertunang ni, dia dah ada lelaki lain ke masa korang couple dulu?"

"Bukan ni mak dia rekomen.. Budak kampung dia."

"alaa ko tak bolehlah marah dia, mak dia suruh kan bukan dia yang beria-ria sangat. Ko paham je lah budak perempuan nih."

"Tapi dia boleh kata tak nak kan....... Kalau dia betul-betul tak nak apa mak dia nak buat...."

"Hmm... betul jugak."

Maka buat seketika saya kelu seribu bahasa, Pon yang cukup bijak menyorokkan duka beliau dari orang lain melainkan beberapa yang tertentu. Tapi pada malam itu, mungkin, terlalu duka untuk berdiam diri. Maka saya yang tidak tahu lagi apa nak cakap hanya mampu senyum dan berkata

"Takpelah Pon, takde rezeki, benda ni bukan kita boleh agak sangat pun."

"Aku faham, aku dah lama dah lepaskan dia, tapi macam malam ni alaa saja je la kasi tangkap perasaan sikit."

"Ini memang betul-betul selamat tinggal pujaan ni Pon! hahahaha, ko cuba la try pergi nyanyi lagu ni kat kenduri dia, mesti meriah."

"Meriah sangat!"

Maka saya pun memakai selipar Jepun jenama Osaki saiz 11 dan dengan perlahan meninggalkan bilik Pon, dan dalam sayup-sayup malam Pon memainkan kembali lagu S-Jibeng itu. Takpelah, malam ni biarlah dia main lagu tu..........

Selamat tinggal pujaan
Selamat kau berbahagia
Hidup di samping si dia
Kasih baru yang kau puja

Kini tibalah masanya
Ku tetap bermohon diri
Agar kau tak bercuriga
Pada ku kau lupa saja

Tak guna bersedih
Tak guna kau kenang lagi
Biar ku bersendiri
Membawa perasaan hati

Selamat tinggal puspita
Selamat kau selamanya
Hanya satu yang ku pinta
Senyuman manis yang mesra

P/S
Maaflah kalau kisah cinta yang saya tulis selalunya cerita sedih. Bukan saya takde cerita pasal nak tackle awek ke atau cerita yang gembira sikit pasal kawan saya yang player ni. Ada jugak cerita-cerita macam tu, walaupun ada kisah tentang perhubungan lelaki dan perempuan.. tapi cerita itu semua bukanlah kisah cinta.

Sinatra_Z - Duniawi dan Ustazah

Maaflah saya sebab menulis di waktu pejabat. Jangan risau ni kali pertama saya buat macam ni. Jadi jangan marah haa..... Lain kali tak buat lagi. Tapi sambil melihat kawan-kawan memakan asap dekat tempat Tengku Ritaudeen Robertson III melepak telah medapat sebuah Ilham.

Dulu Ustazah selalu marah sebab nak ponteng kelas agama untuk latihan Koir. Dia kata "isk kamu ni semua pergi kejar yang Duniawi. Ni ilmu akhirat dekat sini ha."

Sebenarnya bukan Ustazah tu conservative atau ingatkan bahawa kelab koir merupakan platform Puan Chew untuk kerja-kerja mubaligh penyebaran ajaran kristian protestant dan memperkenalkan kata-kata jesus melalui aktiviti muda mudi. Tidak ustazah saya bukan berfikiran begitu walaupun Puan Chew ketika itu memang melakukan aktiviti berkenaan keatas pelajar-pelajar bukan berbangsa melayu dan mereka turut serta sebab nak mengorat awek-awek dekat church Puan Chew.

Ustazah bengang sebab cikgu mana tak sakit hati bila pelajar dia berduyun-duyun bagi alasan nak ponteng kelas dia. Kata main bola lah, koir lah, latihan hoki lah ataupun kerja-kerja amal. Haii sejak bila diorang ni aktif dalam kegiatan kemasyarakatan, hang heran nye tu aktif bila kelas dia je lah pun. Barangkali yang menambah kebengangan dia ialah apabila Zighraf (bukan nama sebenar) menanya kepada Ustazah..

"Ustazah.. kawan saya kan, bukan saya lah.. dia pergi main kuda kan ustazah, dia guna modal 10 ringgit. Lepas tu Ustazah dia kalah 9 ringgit, dia nak belah dah tapi alang-alang dia habiskanlah baki seringgit tu. Lepas tu ustazah dia menang 30 ringgit. Dia pun pergi kedai mamak lepas tu tukar duit sen seringgit tu jadi duit kertas lepas tu dia ambik duit 10 ringgit sebab tu modal dia. Jadi duit 10 ringgit dia ambik tu halal la kan ustazah?"

kawan aku menyampuk
"Peh ko ingat ko tukar duit kuda kat kedai mamak jadi duit halal lah ye? Pale hangguk ko!"

Ye Uztazah aku memang jiwanya tidak tenang melihat anak-anak muda islam dibawahnya ala-ala yahudi mabuk....

"Isk kamu ni tu semua duniawi tu.."

"Alaa ustazah berak pun duniawi jugak."

ye kawan-kawan saya dulu masa sekolah memang macam sial. Sekarang pun masih sama lagi.. bila la nak insaf. Kami dulu tak jahat laa... cuma Nakal.. Macam Inul Daratista la, dia tak jahat cuma nakal... Auwww....

para penonton
bapak-bapak ibu-ibu semuanya
jangan heran kalo inul sedang goyang
rada panas, agak seksi
maafkanlah

para penonton
bapak-bapak ibu-ibu
semua yang ada di sini

ada yang bilang
dangdut tak goyang
bagai sayur tanpa garam
dari itu inul goyang
agar semuanya senang

bagi yang kurang berkenan
melihat inul bergoyang
jangan marah, maafkanlah

para penonton
bapak-bapak ibu-ibu
semua yang ada di sini
goyang yuk

P/S

Najis Mughallazah - Najis Berat (najis babi dan anjing)
Najis Mukhaffafah - Najis Ringan (air kencing budak)
Najis Mutawassitah - Najis Pertengahan (najis manusia atau bangkai)

Tambahan kawan aku
Najis MuttawaGeli - ludah, kurik hidung, sendawa lepas tu tiup kat orang dan cabut bulu ketiak dalam kelas.

Sinatra_Z - Tengku Ritaudeen Robertson III

Tengku Ritaudeen Robertson III sedang menggaru-garu pada benda keras.


Nama : Tengku Ritaudeen Robertson III

Umur : 9 Tahun

Jantina : Dalam cerita Jantan tapi silap jantina sebenar ialah "GIRL"

Hobi : Baring-baring, garu-garu pada benda keras, guling-guling dan meniarap perut atas lantai yang sejuk.

Warna Kegemaran : Ungu Lavender

Jenis lagu yang diminati : Dangdut Metal, rentak lagu asli rakyat Finland, Enka dan S Jibeng.

Tempat Tinggal : Depan Pejabat sebelah Pejabat Penulis.



Tengku Ritaudeen Robertson III sedang baring-baring


Tengku Ritaudeen Robertson III sedan meniarap perutnya pada lantai yang sejuk.


Penulis bersama Tengku Ritaudeen Robertson III


Tengku Ritaudeen Robertson III sedang memikirkan tentang masa depan yang silau.


P/S - Tiada kucing sebenar yang dicederakan atau terkorban dalam pembikinan cerita Catatan Seekor Kucing. Tiada kena mengena antara yang hidup dan mati melainkan ilham semata-mata. Jangan saman aku 30 juta.

Sinatra_Z - Quotes of the day

Quote 1 -
Don't worry about it, I'm used to being rejected it's being accepted that I am not prepared for.


Quote 2 -
Bukan soal aku dah ada awek ke belum, Falsafah dan konsep aku lain,bagi aku macam ni, Awek dah ada aku, sekarang apa diorang nak buat dekat aku itulah persoalanya. Terpulang kepada diorang. Aku terbuka takdak hal punya buatlah apa pun saya terima seadanya.


Quote 3 -
Rumah aku memang takde orang pun.

Peh kita bagus la kau, kalau orang lain dah bawak perempuan dah.

Masaalahnya perempuan taknak ikut aku balik.

Hahahahaha ye lah yang kau bawak balik laki, aku pulak tu, kalau gay pun orang tak percaya sebab dengan jambang ni.

Kalau aku gay pun aku yakin ko tak akan diapa-apakan.

Peh sedih sial! Ahahahahaha


Quote 4 -
Peh ko ni memang sial, aku kalau jumpa ko dengan ular aku pukul ko dulu.

Aku ular tak muncul lagi pun dah pukul ko dah. Tak payah ada ular pun.

Sinatra_Z - Catatan Seekor Kucing (Sambungan)

Diari Kak N (Diari buku warna biru beli kat Giant Hypermarket)

16 Jun - Tadi Boss suruh beli kopi cap kapal layar ah menyampah N, kopi tu tak best sebab dia ada tongkat ali, mana sesuai untuk "Girl" minum. Hari ni memang tak best, pagi-pagi orang sebelah boleh pulak bergaduh dekat handphone dengan awek dia yang ke berapa entah pelik pulak nampak budak lelaki pakai seluar pendek rambut kusut masai mata merah pagi pagi dan jerit "Ehh.. Ehh Dengar sini, awak dengar sini, ye Saya Cintakan Awak BABY!" Nasib baik Bobo (tengku ritaudeen roberstson III) ada sejuk sikit hati, hari ni dia manja banyak meow!

18 Jun - Pagi tadi ingat nak buat dokumen office budget tapi tak jadi sebab boss tak datang hari ni, dia MC, jadi N pun terpaksalah call Kak M dan bergossip pasal kononya Ramli ada affair dengan Cik Firra tapi diorang dah clash, tak sangka pulak mula-mula nampak diorang tu macam very der solid tak sangka pulak. Mungkin takde jodoh kot, tapi kak M saspek Ramli tu sebenarnya GAY..... Alahai tak sangka pulak aku...

23 Jun - Hari ni pagi-pagi bobo dah tunggu depan office N, dia nampak macam lapar sangat tak tahulah kenapa. Kesian bobo, ye lah semalam kan N cuti takdelah dia makan, ahh kucing dengan Jejanz sama je bila dia nak sesuatu dia datang lah bila dah puas dah dapat makan hah hilang. Menyampah!

27 Jun - Ehhh berita panas, sangat panas macam karipap ayam yang jual dekat corner jalan masuk depan bank muamalat tu. Norman Hakim dah kena tangkap basah, eeh memang dasar jantan miang, mentang-mentang hensem dan misai lebat sampai hati dia buat kat Abby macam tu. Kalau N jadi mak dia N mesti dah cubit-cubit sepak-sepak Norman tu tau. Dahlah dia ada anak, kalau anak kucing takpe jugak ni anak dah 3 ok tolong sikit!

1 Julai - Tadi lepas N habis breakfast lebih kurang dekat pukul 11.15 am ada nampak orang berkumpul... kenapa agaknya tu? Oh hari ni lupa nak kasi the Cats makan.......


Nukilan Gadis Jaket (hatikubukankristal.blogspot.com)

12 Jun - Langit yang menggapai biru dicelahi kepulan awan putih bagaikan gula-gula kapas yang sangat aku ingin makan sewaktu kecil. Gula-gula kapas mengingatkan aku tentang FunFair, pesta ria muda-mudi dan pasar malam. Ah sangat teringin aku menggapai langit biru dan memakan kepulan awam, mengunyah dalam mulutku ini...... Alangkah indahnya hidup sekiranya boleh buat begitu.

17 Jun - Angin panas dan kucing di hapadan pejabat. Kucing putih celorang kelabu ini berguling-guling di atas lantai yang sejuk. Perut tertiarap mencari ketenangan. Menggeliat. Ahh aku sangat teringin jadi kucing. Tak perlu dibebankan dengan perasaan berat. Hanya fikir tentang makan dan guling-guling. Bila penat menggeliat.

21 Jun - Tangisan dalam pancuran air mandi keluar tidak dirancang mahupun diduga. Hatiku terdetik memanggil dia, teringat bagaimana tanganya pernah membelai pipiku serta rambutku. Hati ini terguris, macam gadis emo hendak saja aku menoreh tanganku. Namun aku penakut, aku tak suka darah aku tak berani sakit. Biarlah hatiku menganggu segala sengsara perasaan, memang aku cuba untuk melupakan dirimu tapi apakan daya kau sekali sekala menghantui diriku di tempat tidak terduga di masa tidak tersangka.


25 Jun - Lelaki, walaupun cepat membesar tapi lambat matang, otak macam kanak-kanak riang Tora dan Din-Dang terpengaruh dengan pujukan Mat Sentul membeli coklat tak sedap semata-mata untuk mainan bodoh. Melepak di kaki lima menghisap rokok konon cool macam James Dean, James Bond tak pun paling kurang Jamal Abdillah. Mata konon melilau buat-buat macam pandang tak pandang. Biasalah manusia suka melihat dan memerhati membuat kesimpulan serta pendapat yang aku tak ingin tahu dalam otak lelaki. Berlendir Kuning! Macam telur setengah masak! Tapi aku terlihat yang seorang main dengan kucing itu, walaupun badanya besar tapi mukanya comel seolah lelaki beriman, macam tak peduli, macam budak kecil baru dapat arnab. Malang sekali, aku dengar dia orang kuat Barisan Nasional. Aku benci politikus! Aku berjiwa seni, berhati kuntum dan berperasaan halus.

29 Jun - Aku suka teh bunga, angin malam, kucing depan pejabat dan mandi selepas berpeluh. Aku benci kerja bodoh, asap rokok, traffic jam dan karipap ayam yang tiada inti ayam.

1 Julai - Ahh...... Mengapa duka sering sekali menyelubungi hatiku, pergi dengan tiba-tiba, seperti banyak kisah pertembungan alam dan manusia sering sekali kita (makhluk manusia) merosakkan sekitar. Janglanlah kau pergi, lawanlah, aku ingin melihat kau berguling-guling, berbaring dan menjilat bulumu buat hari-hari berikutnya. Tolonglah, jangan pergi......


Catatan Seekor Kucing - Tengku Ritaudeen Roberton III

14 Jun - Ah hari ni aku jumpa kawasan simen baru yang sejuk, tempat yang sesuai untuk aku menyejukkan perut selepas makan. Ahhh......... He he he.... eh silap ..... meow

17 Jun - Farid kucing kekampungan yang duduk dekat bangunan seberang datang menziarah aku. Kami berbincang tentang masaalah politik sekitar kawan hulu kelang, kononnya dia banyak dengar kisah-kisah tentang kawasan ayah aku. Nampaknya perebutan kuasa kuat antara Megat Iskandar Zulkarnain kucing Parsi dari lorong belakang Haji Tapah dengan Tan Sri Bernard Dompok kucing jingga celorang hitam yang merupakan ketua cawangan kedai makan Deens dekat pos ofis lama. Mereka tengah berebut Jawan Ketua Bahagian Hulu Kelang barat, ayah aku tak nak masuk campur katanya. Farid dengar cerita ni sebab kawan baik dia punya kakak selalu melepak dengan sedara belah mak jiran dia iaitu orang kanan Bernard Dompok. Farid ada terdengar yang kakak kawan baik dia ada cerita kat kawan baik dia yang kakak dia terdengar jiran sebelah punya sedara belah mak yang orang kanan Bernard Dompok tengah risau pasal haritu adik angkat Megat Iskandar Zulkarnain sudah buat hal nak tunjuk kuasa dekat anak lelaki bini nombor 2 Bernard Dompok masa diorang terserempak dekat longkang sebelah MRR2 dekat Flyover simpang nak masuk kat Giant Hypermarket tu. Jadi sekarang sudah bikin panas la kawan... haii... nasib baiklah aku dah keluar dari dunia tu.

21 Jun - Kak N hari ni kasi aku makan perisa lain. Ada rasa macam kambing pun ada, Eh nanti kucing tahu ke rasa kambing? Ah lantaklah janji makanan, jadi aku pun meow lah.

25 Jun - Tadi aku rasa macam nak ubah selera jadi aku pun pergi melepak kat gerai nasi lemak (Eh kucing pun tahu nasik lemak ke?) dekat belakang sana. Aku nampak ada manusia perempuan ni tengah makan jadi aku pun meow kat dia nak mintak sikit. Ada ke dia bagi aku timun, dia kata timun ni bagus untuk kesihatan. Kalau bagus ko la makan, cis dah besar pun tak nak makan sayur! Lepas tu kan dia kasi aku telur, kalau telur kuning pun takpe jugak ni dia kasi telur putih, aku pun bengang lepas tu aku blah dari situ.

29 Julai - Hari ni aku makan, guling-guling, mengeliat, meow dekat kak N, guling-guling, baring-baring, borak ngan Farid, lepas tu meow kat kak orang-orang makan asap tepi longkang, diorang kasi aku biskut manis. Ahh hari yang sungguh produktif dan memenatkan.

1 Julai - Eh ada benda pelik kat tengah tu, apa tu? hmm..... aku pun bau..... apa ni? Macam coklat pun ada.... CHet! Taik si Farid rupanya! Apa ke bangan punya kucing pergi berak dekat tengah jalan.... bodoh.... Eh... alamak.... Apabal benda ni makin laju datang kat aku.. mana aku nak lompat ni kiri ke kanan ............... adoi............ Apahal gelap ni, apa aku langgar...... ehh....


Perbualan Jurutera-Jurutera Sepi (Dialog orang-orang makan asap)

17 Jun -

Zacute : Smokers United!! Jom!!

Carbonara : Pinjam Lighter..

Zacute : Hamilton menang siot..

Carbonara: Ko biar betul,

Zacute : Betul oo Ferarri dan melompat dah seiap celebrate sekali dia potong dari belakang masuk tempat kelima terus tak jadi melompat.. hahahahahaha..... Memang pawn ass!

19 Jun -

Jibone : Ok aku ada satu teka teki

Lipas : Ahh kasi!

Jibone : Dalam banyak-banyak ikan, ikan apa ada escalator?

Carbonara & Lipas : Ikan Yu - Salah, Ikan buntal - Salah, Lori Ikan - Salah, pasar ikan - salah, kilang memproses snek perisa ikan - salah!

Carbonara - Habis tu?

Jibone - Ikano Power Centre.

Lipas tunjuk jari tengah dan masuk balik dalam pejabat.

24 Jun -

Lipas : Ko rasa sapa yang paling lawa la atau Hot kat syarikat kita ni?

Carbonara : Entahlah aku susah nak klasifikasikan Hot itu. Aku rasa takde, ko rasa siapa hot?

Lipas : Nak kata hot atau cantik tu takdelah tapi kalau cute ada sorang kat ofis kita ni.

Carbonara: Siapa?

Lipas : Aku!

Carbonara tunjuk jari tengah dan masuk ofis.

25 Jun -

Zacute : Eh dia pakai jaket warna merah la hari ni.

Carbonara : Tu bukan seluar semalam ke?

Zacute : Recycle maa, tak payah basuh banyak kali. Lagi ok dari ko pakai baju kelmarin konon aku tak sedar la..

Carbonara : Siot la ko!

Zacute : Peh tak sangka aku ada engineer yang hot macam ni.

Carbonara : Mana ko nak pilih antara dia ke atau Abby Abadi.

Zacute: Kahwin ke?

Carbonara : Tak lah, kita nak affair je la..

Zacute : Aku pilih Abby sebab Abby adalah seorang Hot Momma!! Ahhhh...... Barulah scandal.

Lipas : Meow, Meow... MEOW!!!!!!!!!!


1 Julai -

Carbonara : Ko rasa dia masih hidup lagi ke ni?

Lipas : Entah macam nampak dia bernafas lagi ni, apa kata ko bagi dia CPR..

Carbonara : CPR nak pakai tongue ke atau just Lips?

Lipas : damn!

Zacute : Eh dia ni hidup lagi ni.. Nampak perut dia gerak tengah nafas tu...

Jibone : Peh mercedes tu langar dia, kalau kancil tu boleh tahan lagi.

Lipas: Nak kena telefon polis ke?

Zacute : Telefon Ambulans laa....



Bersambung............................

Sinatra_Z - Of Nation and Astronaut

Note : "Sambungan kepada cerita catatan seekor kucing terpaksa ditangguhkan pada malam esok kerana saya tidak ada ilham untuk meletakkan diri dalam pandangan seekor kucing pada malam ini. Tengoklah kalau besok saya rasa saya ibarat seekor kucing yang comel maka adalah sambungan cerita berkenaan, malah kan bagus kalau anda dapat baca cerita menarik pada hari berkerja terakhir minggu ini (bersempena hadi Jumaat) di pejabat anda (saya tahu kebanyakan anda membaca blog orang di ofis sambil pakai internet pejabat)."

A Nation and an Astronaut

After seeing Barrack Obama elected as the next president of United States I immediately took half day off at work not to celebrate his victory but because it was about to rain and it's nice to sleep in a rainy afternoon, plus I still had 13.5 days of holidays left. I still think Hillary Clinton or Ron Paul would be a better president but hey congratulations nonetheless to you Americans. There is a sense of renewed patriotism there and it made me think of our small nation which shares similar things like the same federal government system and striped flag. Patriotism and nationalism is something very rarely heard these days in our political arena. Perhaps due to the problems faced by our nation the Malaysian people are getting rather cynical these days. Just take a look at our blogs, it's either about some random person who is angry at someone or something, another thinking he has the brains and much more smarter than the political leaders or some yuppie trying to write poetry and artsy fartsy emo sensitive writings.

It's kind of sad when I think about it these days, when I grew up under the Mahathir Administration as which of most of you too, I had a sense of excitement, hope and something big to look forward to. These was the days of Malaysia Boleh in which at that time I really believed that we can do anything, Absolutely Anything if we really set our mind to it. Even though the term "Malaysia Boleh (Malaysia Can)" was coined from a cocoa beverage as a marketing tool it somewhat had a magic touch towards a whole generation. It started personally for me when our family bought a spanking brand new Proton Saga the first Malaysian Made Car, the plate number was WBN 5013 after he sold off his Toyota. I can still remember the lecture he gave that one time when we were driving back to Ipoh during hari raya using the new spanking North South PLUS highway, he said that it used to take up to 8 hours for the journey by road during hari raya and now it's just over 2 hours. These were the days of climbing the highest mountains, winning the Thomas Cup and when people still watched Malaysian Football. Now it seems that nothing much is going around, the sense of negativity and pessimism are high whenever it comes to anything. Everyone is a critic it seems and people are more concerned with Manchester United and Chelsea.

I too contributed to this pessimistic behaviour and I too understand that projects and adventure are not the only measure of hope and dreams. Democracy, Judiciary revamp, national identity are just as important if not more than these national sponsored adventures. Critics tend to say that these national adventures or mega projects are merely just a waste of tax payers money. Notedly the barrage of pessimism and critic when it comes to the Malaysia first Astronaut, in which people were debating whether he really is an astronaut or merely a space tourist. I too back then was cynical at the idea but my point of view changed when I heard this story.

It was a few months back when a friend of mine recalled his experience upon attending the annual maal hijrah parade. He remarked that Dr Sheikh Muszaphar was given the Maal Hijrah award that year to which I replied what in the world for, in which he agreed. Which is why he and his friend did not clap when they announced it then but he noticed that the school children (and female fans) cheered wholeheartedly when they heard the announcement at the annual maal hijrah get together. He told me that the kids really looked highly at Dr Sheikh, kids unlike adults do not read political commentaries not have political leanings or such. All that matter to them is the fact that this man did went to space, they saw it and it was awesome. When I think about it, for once there is actually a Malaysian that went into space. It dosen't matter if he hitched hiked or board on a borrowed rocket it's the fact that indeed now one can actually go to space and be an astronaut.

When I was a kid we had to tell the class what our dreams would be and more than once I heard kids back then saying "I would like to be an astronaut". Even back then I was cynical remarking that Malaysia do not have a space programme and the only way for you to be an astronaut was to be either an American of Russian. Now, whenever a kid says "I wan't to be an astronaut" it would no longer be an impossible dream, Dr Sheikh went and I can't see why you cant..

The thing is critics who lambasted these things as a waste or declare that money should be spent on building schools or hospitals are majority from the opposition party. Being in the opposition they well reject almost everything the government are doing. It's not their fault, it's what opposing parties do, it's democracy. I personally think though if they were to become the government they would still do the same thing. Because if we were to really follow these criticisms back then a friend of mine who as a staunch PAS supporter called the LRT project as a wasting taxpayers money and contributing to the wealth of Mahathir's crony, now he rides the LRT almost every day. When we think about it, hosting the commonwealth games is a waste of money, so does the F1 Sepang Circuit, KLIA, Climbing Everest, Bukit Jalil Stadium, national theatre complex and all these money should be spend more on building hospitals and schools.

But then are we really short of schools and hospitals? Are schools cancelled because we wanted to host the commonwealth games. If we cancelled every so called national adventure project we would have never have F1 fans and racing enthusiasts in Malaysia, we would still ride the bus nor would we have a nice stadium to run in. Yes building more schools, roads and hospitals are good for the nation. But what one must understand that it takes more than just schools, roads, hospitals and infrastucture to develop a nation. A nation needs hopes, dreams and something to look forward to, a nation needs a sense of pride to move forward and become better. A nation needs to inspire it's future generation and sadly it seems that we really lack that these days.

P/S - Kids need more of Sheikh Muzafar and Nicol David, Lee Chong wei? Nope not so much, I don't think getting a datukship right after you got thrashed by Lin Dan in a pansy ass game is something heroic.