Was in the car a few months back with a fellow Pemuda UMNO man,
somewhere in his mid thirties an easygoing, funny, friendly man who has this penchant for well, err, slightly mature ladies.
You know the one that likes Janda and Datins sort.
I mean who am I to judge, whatever tickles his fancy.
Known to be quite the player (amongst these err ladies...) I had the chance to witness his game this one fine night,
we were in my car, I was driving he was texting.
"Siapa la ko sms bro?"
"Takdelah aku sms ni haa sorang ni, dia nak jumpa aku kat KL ni tapi aku macam malas la del, sibuk sikit la aku pun nanti takut rasa bersalah, ko maklumlah kalau dia nak jumpa mesti dia nak punya... Sekarang dia dah merajuk la"
"Tak paham aku dengan kau ni"
Teet teet! Teet Teet!
The he reads it out loud in a Kelantanese English slang
"Dia reply del"
"Eh hello, whose number is this? I don't know you"
"Aii Takkan you dah sampai delete number I?"
Teet teet!
"Sorry, I dah takmau tahu siapa you! I nak lupakan you, tak sanggup lagi ditipu. You dengan I dah takda apa apa hubungan."
"But I still love you dear"
"Ko biar betul bro nak hantar tu?"
"Ahahaha mestilah"
"Haha ko memang sial, dia tengah-tengah nak tidur confirm dah tak boleh tidur lepas ni."
Teet! Teet!
"No I takmau maafkan you, I dah tak sanggup lagi dipermainkan."
"apa la ko buat kat dia bro?"
"Takde apa pun bro!"
"Takpe apa apa?"
"Langsung tidak mengapa apakan dia, tu yang dia marah tu"
"Hahahahaha siot!"
To which our friend replied
"Dear maafkanlah I"
Teet Teet!
"Ah you tak boleh dipercaya, ni yang I benci dengan orang Politik ni, cakap berdegar-degar tapi masuk angin keluar asap, semuanya janji langit bumi tapi takde apa-apa, berpolitik memang pandai."
"Haa ko tengok ko bro! Kita dah hilang satu undi dah, confirm dia dah tak undi kita lagi dah lepas ni semua ko punya pasal"
"Itu yang aku tengah berusaha untuk mendapatkan balik undi dia ni Del."
These days folks,
every votes count, even from your disgruntled scandalous mature girlfriend.
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